How To Cook Whales, my colorful & uninspiring day

arlingtondr:

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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

dear god….

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od3sta:

WAIT SO I JUST ASKED MY MOM.

AND IF THIS POST GETS 1,000 NOTES AND IF I CLEAN OUT MY CLOSET

I WILL GET A CAT

A

FUCKING

KITTY

C A T.

I KNOW OMFG THIS WILL GET NOTHING BUT PLEASE I AM B E G G I N G YOU I USED TO HAVE A CAT BUT NOW I DON’T BECAUSE SHE WAS SICK AND JUST FEELINGS BUT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I SWEAR I’LL CLEAN OUT MY CLOSET I JUST NEED 1000 NOTES BECAUSE MY MOM IS STUBBORN LIKE THAT PleASE.

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i genuinely am paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really really annoying and awful and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke

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j9tigger:

lolsofunny:

Let’s not beat around the bush here…

OR SHALL WE?!

Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?

I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.

And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.

And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.

And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,

“For the fighting spirit.”

^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.

That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…

What are you talking about?

I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.

Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?

What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.

reblogging for the priceless notes

The Tampocalypse

FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.

Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”

IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!

IT’S A WAR!

IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!

Tampocalypse.

I love the internet. 

I would buy the shit outta that.

This made me laugh my ass off this morning - I love this! I would buy the shit outta this.

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hawkassemble:

nightlock-kedavra:

dukesofthelotus:

sagebot:

#at first:  #what  #this isnt funny  #ok  #then:  #OMG  #HAHAHAHA  #WHDURHURHFUEHW LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL  

Kept watching because of the tags…WORTH IT.

OMG JUST HEAR ME OUT. LISTEN TO THE WHOLE THING

I am crying this is… sfgfskjbfgjsbkgds lmao xD listen to the whole thing guys

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becks28nz:

Obeyance by ~MadMoro

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katniss-whiskers:

thegirl-inthedirtyshirt:

i can’t stop staring at this

How John learns Sherlock isn`t dead: MOFFAT VERSION 1.

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alichay:

starling-girl:

lillian-raven:

#bring me some of this fine Pop-Tarts Thor said #bring me lots of ALCOHOL Tony said. #Bring me some corn flakes Bruce said #bring me something to eat Steve said #bring me some tampax Natasha said #IT’LL BE QUICK THEY SAID. #Fuck you. #You’re all getting some hot dog buns. #That is all. 

#There’s that funny tag scene up there #but my original thought at seeing this gifset was Clint having to go grocery shopping for the first time by himself after Phil died #Phil always did their shopping #cos Clint got easily distracted #He’d go to the store for milk and bread and come back with four different kinds of cereal and a weird-looking fruit he’d never seen before but no milk or bread #so Phil never let him go alone #and now Phil’s not here #and Clint doesn’t know what he’s supposed to get #and he has no interest in picking up interesting looking fruits or new cereals #because Phil’s not there to be impressed by them

NO NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING NO

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despondence:

hawkeye in his natural habitat

ALWAYS REBLOG

 especially from Tin

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imperialimpala:

lolloki:

professahluketriton:

dangjeremyrenner:

Man of the year award <3 

house part-ay

hiddlessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss<3

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blueevol:

einsteinonacid:

I really tried to capture his facial expression.

ugly laughter

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queen-cry-baby:

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jellygay:

aishaneko:

stinkydeadpool:

yourcreepyuncle:

killerblond:

eddy is an expect at summoning satan

NO

N O

//WHEEZING //

/dying

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